Has the shit hit the fan yet?
Well, the shit hit the fan a while ago.
I see has it touched all of the walls yet? And the ceiling and floor?
Oh yes that has been happening for some time.
Oh, so have people started cleaning it off?
A few people have begun the cleaning process.
Are they fully equipped to do so? Or are they cleaning with the best intentions but actually just smearing it all around?
No, they are well equipped but some people are not helping.
Oh, do they want the shit to remain on the walls, floor, and ceiling? Is it in their best interest to do so?
Maybe. Those people are acting more like objects or just not helping out of lack of interest.