TAKE AN OATH OF UX
I, [your name here],
promise to fight for UX,
to uphold the Principles of Gestalt,
to think of both client and user,
to consider other operating systems,
to update my browsers and applications,
and understand that I am not my user.
I vow to use my mouse, keyboard, screen, and brain
to promote a world that is
easier, better, and more beautiful.