in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that was foreshadowing

me: i want to play runescape

computer: listen closely. there is a man named mark zuckerberg. today he is only a child, but one day he will create the website that sows the seeds of mankind’s destruction. you must find him and stop him at all costs

me: haha silly beeps :)

Cover image edited on 06/29/21