Frame it as a millenial news explainer (Vox) parody?

Explaino!
Explainit!
WorldExplainer
WorldSimple
SimpleWorld
EasyNews
EasyWorld
Worldish
ZipNews
Ziplines
TodayILearned!
EyeLearned
GotIt!
SeePlain
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JustTheFacts

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