FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Wild Bill’s 15th Annual
GLOBAL MICROBIAL RODEO
Microbe Exhibition and Viral Stampede
November 10-15, 2035

“Tame the Bucking Virus”
World Wide Vaccine Race

$ BILLIONS $ IN $ PRIZES $

An Arena Teeming with Micro-Spectacular Life:
The Great Immuno-Accelerator
Wild Pathogen Hunt
Gene Transfer Tricks Contest
Fine Cellular Livestock Pageant
BioHackathon — Cash Prizes!!
The Ten-Gallon White-Hat Bio-Trappers
Blue Ribbon Bacterial Diversity Challenge
Novel Organisms!! Unusual Properties!!
WMD Containment Show f/ Anthrax & Smallpox
Local Germ Art

Disinfectant Derby:
Take Your Best Shot at the Death-Proof Superbug!!

“Every beast — into your hand they are delivered”
@ the biggest lil’ expo of man’s dominion over nature.

Robert Bolton
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