RELEASE OF LIABILITY IN APE CPR PARTICIPATION
I ______ [PRINT NAME OF PARTICIPANT] hereby agree to participate in Citibank's employee high-frequency trading surgical implant program [HFSiP] under the Advancement in Performance Excellence [APE] mandate at the CitiCentre for Pattern Recognition [CPR]. All liabilities between aforementioned parties are hereby absolved.
I understand there are certain risks inherent to HFSiP, including but not limited to nausea, muscle fatigue, perceptual surplus artifacts, apophenic drift, false flag drives, mission creep, loss of meaning, depression, mania, irrational exuberance, stopping problems, human system resets, overfitting-induced psychosis, burst retinas, dry or overflowing tear ducts, chip entropy, sensations of inner brain buzzing or warmth, extension of attack surfaces, adversarial manipulative traumas, and so forth.
I acknowledge that the creation of any surplus values of perception will be the property of Citibank and subject to requisition or elimination following termination or change in contract. I consent to the use of my visual, volumetric, and cognitive likeness in all future promotional materials.
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