Tomorrow Bank
If you like me share the fate of a maxed out bank account, fear not for I have found a solution! No, it's not another of those get poor fast scams. They never work anyways. "I lost 4000 EUR per day working from home" Tried that one. The opposite happened! Back to the solution: There is new bank in town ready to take all the excess money that your old bank just can't store – or let alone burn as part of an elaborate art happening – for you anymore.
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Now you're wishing I would have told you all of that yesterday? Don't stress, there's always Tomorrow. Literally. That's why you can join Tomorrow today. Quite forward thinking, if you ask me.