Tomorrow Bank

If you like me share the fate of a maxed out bank account, fear not for I have found a solution! No, it's not another of those get poor fast scams. They never work anyways. "I lost 4000 EUR per day working from home" Tried that one. The opposite happened! Back to the solution: There is new bank in town ready to take all the excess money that your old bank just can't store – or let alone burn as part of an elaborate art happening – for you anymore.

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Now you're wishing I would have told you all of that yesterday? Don't stress, there's always Tomorrow. Literally. That's why you can join Tomorrow today. Quite forward thinking, if you ask me.

i for one am willing to walk a bit for a good cup of coffee. what's a bit? great question! a bit is a portmanteau of binary digit. representing a logical state with one of two possible values – generally either "1"or"0". thus one can safely assume that a bit is not very far. in fact there's a 50% chance its "farness" equals 0. back to the coffee. the wonderfully wonderful coffee shop wim – an acronym for weniger ist mehr (less is more) makes an excellent one and is willing to follow through on their name by recently relocating from 1 street down of my apartment to next door (0 streets down). thus being an unnecessary but nevertheless appreciated bit closer.