Critical Graphic Design

I want to fuck you
in front of
works of critical graphic design
in front of installations
assemblages
readymades
performances
video graphic design
at a graphic design gallery
or at a graphic design auction
while people call out lot numbers
and bang gavels
or at home on a loveseat
but it has to be under
above
or near
a work of critical graphic design
a work of graphic design by
zak kyes
Manystuff
Werkplaats Typografie
Yale MFA
I want to fuck you
when you’re on your period
so that
the sprays of your menstrual blood
    and our sweat
would get all over the works of critical graphic design
completing them or almost becoming a part of them
so that our ecstatic cries would drown out
    the artful sounds of critical graphic design
so that our writhing bodies would block and overshadow
    the works of critical graphic design
while you and I fucked in front of them
almost becoming part of them or completing them
and then we would take pictures of them
    and take pictures of ourselves in front of them
in a way becoming part of the works
    of critical graphic design
and critical graphic design itself
after which we would fuck in front of them again
while someone would take pictures of us fucking
or make a video of us fucking
made a video of us fucking in front of a video
in which someone might be fucking someone else 
and recorded the ecstatic cries we make 
and then layered them over the sounds of the works
    of critical graphic design
among which can be heard the ecstatic cries
    of some other people
and not only people but also animals
and of course other sounds as well 
that have become a part of the works of critical graphic design
and then of course I would cum on the surrounding objects
    of critical graphic design
which would already have been sprayed
    with someone else’s semen with graphic design intent
and then the drops of my fresh semen would complete
    and become part of that old already spoiled or
conversely preserved semen that has become a part
    of the work of critical graphic design
which in turn also became a part in a way
    of critical graphic design
and then you and I would experience
    not only sexual satisfaction
but aesthetic pleasure from our proximity
    to critical graphic design
and graphic design in general
we would look at each other afterwards
and ask one another
do you feel it
and reply to each other
yes
I feel it
do you understand it
yes
I understand it
do you see it
yes
I see it
do you hear it
yes I hear it
can you touch it
yes
I can touch it
are you happy
yes
I am happy
I’m happy too
I love critical graphic design
I love critical graphic design too
I love you
I love you too
will the crisis pass?
the crisis will pass soon
let’s fuck?
let’s
fuck

—Valery Nugatov

—Trans. Bela Shayevich

Critical Graphic Design

Critical Graphic Design

I want to fuck you
in front of
works of critical graphic design
in front of installations
assemblages
readymades
performances
video graphic design
at a graphic design gallery
or at a graphic design auction
while people call out lot numbers
and bang gavels
or at home on a loveseat
but it has to be under
above
or near
a work of critical graphic design
a work of graphic design by
zak kyes
Manystuff
Werkplaats Typografie
Yale MFA
I want to fuck you
when you’re on your period
so that
the sprays of your menstrual blood
    and our sweat
would get all over the works of critical graphic design
completing them or almost becoming a part of them
so that our ecstatic cries would drown out
    the artful sounds of critical graphic design
so that our writhing bodies would block and overshadow
    the works of critical graphic design
while you and I fucked in front of them
almost becoming part of them or completing them
and then we would take pictures of them
    and take pictures of ourselves in front of them
in a way becoming part of the works
    of critical graphic design
and critical graphic design itself
after which we would fuck in front of them again
while someone would take pictures of us fucking
or make a video of us fucking
made a video of us fucking in front of a video
in which someone might be fucking someone else 
and recorded the ecstatic cries we make 
and then layered them over the sounds of the works
    of critical graphic design
among which can be heard the ecstatic cries
    of some other people
and not only people but also animals
and of course other sounds as well 
that have become a part of the works of critical graphic design
and then of course I would cum on the surrounding objects
    of critical graphic design
which would already have been sprayed
    with someone else’s semen with graphic design intent
and then the drops of my fresh semen would complete
    and become part of that old already spoiled or
conversely preserved semen that has become a part
    of the work of critical graphic design
which in turn also became a part in a way
    of critical graphic design
and then you and I would experience
    not only sexual satisfaction
but aesthetic pleasure from our proximity
    to critical graphic design
and graphic design in general
we would look at each other afterwards
and ask one another
do you feel it
and reply to each other
yes
I feel it
do you understand it
yes
I understand it
do you see it
yes
I see it
do you hear it
yes I hear it
can you touch it
yes
I can touch it
are you happy
yes
I am happy
I’m happy too
I love critical graphic design
I love critical graphic design too
I love you
I love you too
will the crisis pass?
the crisis will pass soon
let’s fuck?
let’s
fuck

—Valery Nugatov

—Trans. Bela Shayevich

Critical Graphic Design
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