So we watch these terrible television shows and thank my mother’s god and put away the leftover baked chicken for tomorrow, when it will be less greasy and easier to eat.

Every time I watch a YouTube video someone is giving a disclaimer about how they forgot their reusable cup or straw at home and that’s why they are using a disposable cup. We move through the world ready to apologize for anything that may be criticized before anyone can say anything about it, it’s an online self defense technique that has been learned over years of existing online. And maybe that’s partly what I’m doing right now too.