A Love Note to Krazy Kat by Karen Lamis
Krazy Kat, I adore you for your kind heart, korny kredo, and even for your optimistically oblivious obsession with that irredeemably ignoble Ignatz, the rat!
That L'il Devil is not worthy of your adoration and affection, Krazy, but if his attentiveness to obsessively peppering your unfailingly faithful feline self with those brick red missiles strikes you, incredibly, as being credible evidence of his endless devotion to you, then I'm okay with that, you Krazy Kat!